Total up your offences and see what you owe

ever had sex in a funeral home -- $100
Smoked pot -- $60
Did acid -- $80
Ever had sex at church -- $200
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $155

Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the love of your life -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents bed -- $124
Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal s ex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25



Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is